11 thoughts on “Wasn't Moses in Egypt working as a tour guide?

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    "To your left you can see the pyramids at Giza, and if you look right, there’s the Nile! Oh, and look, there’s Pharoh, in his little boat gliding north to his palace. Yes everyone, I do think he’s a douche, and I will be plaguing him soon… if you follow me, we can part the Red Sea, the crowning moment of our tour!"

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    dang oh…not funny man. dang oh should respect him man

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    Jesus turned up as special guest but died again.

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    yes and barney is really godzilla

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    Perhaps!
    But he was a very unsuccessful one, he didn’t survive the trip to the promise land!

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    He was fired when they found how bad he was at geography.

    But he sure showed them! Taking 40 years to cross a desert.

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    Yes. He was the tour guide for the nation of Israel while they wandered the wilderness for forty years, oh yeah!!

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    Yeah but he did a crappy job. Got them lost for 40 years.

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    No, Moses was outside of Egypt [ in Exodus 7:7; 12:41 ]; working as a tour guide 2 years to send out spies to investigate the land, Joshua and Caleb had possitive reports, the rest scared the multitude with negative reports and they had no trust in God Num.14:33,34; ending in a 40 year trek penalty for all them, to end up with 603,550 covenant heirs having the law [ 470 years after Abraham age 75, Gen.12:4; had to Covenant when he had no child ]. So they travel from Egypt to Canaan. Num.33:5-51;

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    No, that’s why they were lost in the wilderness for 40 years!

  • September 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
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    No. Get real.

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